There needs to be a Magic the Gathering card for all nerds to use the moment they are about to go from Real Life facts to Fictional facts. “What the fuck did he just say?” I wondered, then looked over to them and said “Guys…my brain can’t handle anymore blah blah blah, take it in the back room so I don’t shoot myself in the face” When they were gone, I wondered what need to be done about this blatant hypocritical paradox nerds live in. …Those words flew through the air and into my ears then up to my brain and processed, replayed and replayed again…I was taken back. Now, with that said we will go back to yesterday… We have all come across the will of a nerd engaged in an argument at least once in our lifetime and we all know the Spartan like intensity they fight with. …Nerds pride themselves on being intelligent and “right” when it comes to any argument they are faced with. Then I heard this statement “Goku can travel at 1.63 times the speed of light “…Hold on a second, let’s think about this… While working at my comic shop yesterday I overheard two guys arguing about who’s better Superman or Goku. (And why wouldn’t there be a naked girl inside?) The container is opened, revealing a naked girl inside. When they are attacked by Kei Pirates, they learn Rachel is really “Hot Ice” Hilda, an outlaw in search of treasure.(…of course she is) After the pursuing pirates are defeated, Hilda shoots Gene (what a bitch) and forces Jim to fetch a large container. Gene Starwind and James “Jim” Hawking (who look like chicks) are hired by a woman (who also looks like a chick but since she has tits I know she is an actual chick) named Rachel to protect and escort her as she services farm equipment (Probably a dick reference). The synopsis below was stolen from the wiki page I found on it and I added my own commentary. Meanwhile Jake (who loves anime) laughs at how confused and irritated I get at the antics these funny little creatures get themselves into… This is where we put me (Greg) in front of a computer to watch anime (which I can’t stand). Hello and welcome to the first of many “Anime with Greg” episodes. Here is the like to this “Oh my God” size synopsis (My Edit) blah blah blah blah everyone looks like a chick, some talking happens and the mouths don’t move THE END Having ingested several bottles of liquor, Vash is only held up from falling by Nicholas. The day of the competition arrives, and the town is flooded with would be gunslingers. The agents drop in, and Milly gets a little tipsy after a few drinks. He humbly apologizes for not asking Vash’s permission, and he makes it clear that his only concern is helping the children. Nicholas brings bottles of liquor from the restaurant to celebrate for the competition. Back at the hotel, Meryl and Milly are very against the idea since it would provide gunslingers a good opportunity to kill Vash and take the bounty on his head. He threatens to expose Vash for the reward if he doesn’t comply. His charity doesn’t end there, as he entered Vash in a quick draw competition in order to raise money. He is helping her while kid’s father is currently away trying to scrape together the debt money. Nicholas tells the sad story of how he saved the kid’s mother from some bandits out to collect on a debt. Being hungry, Vash agrees and discovers none other than Nicholas behind the counter. He says Vash can eat there as long as he doesn’t hit on his mother. One kid won’t play with them, and Vash discovers that he is having a hard time helping his mom with her restaurant. It seems the wrestling was just a set up for Vash to pick up girls. Vash immediately takes advantage of her concern and attempts to hit on her, unsuccessfully. A woman walks by and sees Vash injured on the floor. He eats a quick breakfast and goes outside to wrestle with the neighborhood kids. Resting from his last adventure, Vash pledges to dedicate the whole day in May City to love and peace. I also want to point out that this was actually my very first anime I had ever watched all the way through. I didn’t read over it so if there is problems i will just point to the anime and say “Of course there is”. I have prepared a synopsis of this episode for you and by “prepared” I mean I hit Ctrl+C and then clicked this tab and hit Ctrl+V in this box. Todays episode is Tirgun!…Wow! The name is so hardcore I should have just stopped right there and never watched any further…But where is the fun in that. Hello again! Welcome the weekly Anime with Greg.